.... while the company has long been applauded, by many on wall street, for its open corporate culture, a recent leak of board meeting minutes by an unnamed source has caused concern with many analysts. Following, is a brief part of that record:
3:03pm, CIO has become so intoxicated, he has retired to the server room to "sleep it off"
3:14pm, CEO was last seen in an adjoining office with the CIO's assistant snorting a white powdery substance and smoking, what could only be described as, a skunks ass, out of a small electro-mechanical device
3:35pm, The Chairman's dog ate the meat platter, all is not well as the CEO has the munchies and is threatening to eat the dog
3:47pm, The CEO's assistant appears to have died from a shell-fish allergy, however, I fear she won't be discovered until tomorrow morning by the cleaning crew.
3:53pm, Meeting Adjourned!
Well, in this reporters view, tomorrows another day!
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Bush Lied?
I've come to the conclusion that President Bush has lied. However, the lies he told were far more serious than what the liberal media is harping about. No, his lie was deep and will have severe repercussions well into the future for my beloved America. How can I possibly claim to be a conservative and accuse the president of lying? Read on.......
First let us start with the borders. As Commander in Chief, it is President Bush's' sworn duty to protect the Union from all threats, both foreign and domestic, at least that's what I remember him saying at his inauguration. So, give the National Guard bullets and, instead of acting like greeters at Wal-Mart, they can actually defend our country.
Next, briefly, Hugo Chavez. 1 shot, 1 kill. That's all I'm saying.
Spending is another area where the President doesn't get it. The President has pissed away billions trying to win the support and cooperation of those on the left. And what did he gain? Nothing, the left hates him because he stands for morality. He could smoke a joint with Marion Barry, and they still wouldn't like him.
Yes, the president has let us true conservatives down. On more than one opportunity during the last six years, he had chances to show the country who the Democratic Party really was, only to let his chance go by. The real lie was that he was a conservative.
In closing, I say we withdraw from Iraq, invade Mexico, drink tequila and listen to Jimmy Buffet.
First let us start with the borders. As Commander in Chief, it is President Bush's' sworn duty to protect the Union from all threats, both foreign and domestic, at least that's what I remember him saying at his inauguration. So, give the National Guard bullets and, instead of acting like greeters at Wal-Mart, they can actually defend our country.
Next, briefly, Hugo Chavez. 1 shot, 1 kill. That's all I'm saying.
Spending is another area where the President doesn't get it. The President has pissed away billions trying to win the support and cooperation of those on the left. And what did he gain? Nothing, the left hates him because he stands for morality. He could smoke a joint with Marion Barry, and they still wouldn't like him.
Yes, the president has let us true conservatives down. On more than one opportunity during the last six years, he had chances to show the country who the Democratic Party really was, only to let his chance go by. The real lie was that he was a conservative.
In closing, I say we withdraw from Iraq, invade Mexico, drink tequila and listen to Jimmy Buffet.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Site Under Construction!
Yeaq, I don't know exactly what I'm going to write here, but if its interesting, then I guess I got lucky. Keep your eyes glued to this site as we go through the exciting and challenging task of formulating a cognitive thought!
Some possibly exciting topics may include:
Women, why the hell would you do that?
It won't work like that, (the series, or maybe mini-series, or maybe....)
You stuck your finger in what?
How to be a player, when your down in the back!
And much, much more idiotic ramblings as deemed necessary to keep some semblance of sanity.
Some possibly exciting topics may include:
Women, why the hell would you do that?
It won't work like that, (the series, or maybe mini-series, or maybe....)
You stuck your finger in what?
How to be a player, when your down in the back!
And much, much more idiotic ramblings as deemed necessary to keep some semblance of sanity.
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