Today is officially Twosday for those of you who didn't know. And Twosday actually started yesterday. Following is how the day came to be:
Yesterday I saw my doctor, who told me he wanted me to take these things and lay down for two days, starting, twoday. So, this morning I made two phone calls, I then took two muscle relaxants, I then took two pain pills, then I decided I should take my last two Valium to help me sleep. Well, after all that, I decided maybe two fingers of scotch may go well with my current attempt to relax my muscles. Top it all off with two doses of an herbal remedy, and I think my muscles are relaxed? I can't tell you for sure, as I can no longer feel any part of my body.
My only hope, is that when the Martians, who continue to hover over my house finally land, they have some advanced medical information which will..................................oh yeaq, have a happy Twosday!
Friday, August 24, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
The King is Gone!
A moment of silence please, while I reminisce on the good old days of Elvis, playing outside and fearing my parents more than the police.
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
When You Can Snatch th Pebble..........
The following is a pep talk for the slightly to moderately discouraged. It's written rough so as to have the appearance of a locker room battle cry. Enjoy?
hmmmm, where to start? o.k., first, your a very smart guy, that's one plus. second, if I had your education, I'd be the CEO of Microsoft right now. so don't sell your education short. you may have to suck it up for a couple of years, most CEO's are in their late 50's, early 60's. QUIT WORRYING ABOUT THE MONEY! I know you think that's easy for me to say at this point in my life, but twenty years ago, I remember having to go to the pawn shop in between everyday payday and hawk everything I owned just to buy food for my family. fuck, rent? bring a big gun cause I don't have it this week, but my baby's not leaving!
talk to me tomorrow, figure out what makes you want to get out of bed every day. and quit over analyzing everything. let life happen, find a passion, then the money might come. yeaq, I know, I said might, but that is life my good friend. say this to yourself in the mirror every morning for a week; HIS HIGHNESS IS RIGHT WHERE HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE TODAY, and find a genuine reason to smile while you say it. just try it, what do you have to lose?
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hmmmm, where to start? o.k., first, your a very smart guy, that's one plus. second, if I had your education, I'd be the CEO of Microsoft right now. so don't sell your education short. you may have to suck it up for a couple of years, most CEO's are in their late 50's, early 60's. QUIT WORRYING ABOUT THE MONEY! I know you think that's easy for me to say at this point in my life, but twenty years ago, I remember having to go to the pawn shop in between everyday payday and hawk everything I owned just to buy food for my family. fuck, rent? bring a big gun cause I don't have it this week, but my baby's not leaving!
talk to me tomorrow, figure out what makes you want to get out of bed every day. and quit over analyzing everything. let life happen, find a passion, then the money might come. yeaq, I know, I said might, but that is life my good friend. say this to yourself in the mirror every morning for a week; HIS HIGHNESS IS RIGHT WHERE HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE TODAY, and find a genuine reason to smile while you say it. just try it, what do you have to lose?
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