Thursday, June 28, 2007

Bush Lied?

I've come to the conclusion that President Bush has lied. However, the lies he told were far more serious than what the liberal media is harping about. No, his lie was deep and will have severe repercussions well into the future for my beloved America. How can I possibly claim to be a conservative and accuse the president of lying? Read on.......



First let us start with the borders. As Commander in Chief, it is President Bush's' sworn duty to protect the Union from all threats, both foreign and domestic, at least that's what I remember him saying at his inauguration. So, give the National Guard bullets and, instead of acting like greeters at Wal-Mart, they can actually defend our country.



Next, briefly, Hugo Chavez. 1 shot, 1 kill. That's all I'm saying.



Spending is another area where the President doesn't get it. The President has pissed away billions trying to win the support and cooperation of those on the left. And what did he gain? Nothing, the left hates him because he stands for morality. He could smoke a joint with Marion Barry, and they still wouldn't like him.

Yes, the president has let us true conservatives down. On more than one opportunity during the last six years, he had chances to show the country who the Democratic Party really was, only to let his chance go by. The real lie was that he was a conservative.

In closing, I say we withdraw from Iraq, invade Mexico, drink tequila and listen to Jimmy Buffet.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

That about said it all.... Bush is a peice of shit! I can't beleive that is the best person we found to run our country! Wow!!

Cal B.

M said...

Oh Lord, please, I'm guessing you want Hilary.

M said...

My list of people who couldn've been worse than Bush:

-Hilary
-Al Gore
-Al Sharpton
-John Kerry
-George Clooney
-Nicole Richie
-Mitt Romney
-Newt Gingrich
-Bob Dole
-Nader

And those who would've been better:
-My dogs
-Me
-John McCain
-Rudy Giuliani
-Gene Simmons

Tre said...

I like Rudy! He'll get the job done. And he's had hot wives, like me.

Tre said...

if he would stop trying to be nice to retarded boobs, (see also Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton), he could accomplish more for the country.

AB said...

Well don't worry, when I'm president I'll create a new government comprised entirely of horses. That way we'll always know they'll vote with a "nay".

jeramie said...

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Tre said...

I'm sorry, what did you say your highness? I was sleeping.

Anonymous said...

Hey man, boobs are boobs, retarded or not. And I would love to see Clooney OR Simmons as the president. Then I'd actually watch the news.

Jay~Jay