Dear Mr. President,
As you know, your term as my President, (fuck you, if he's not yours), is coming to a close. While this is rather depressing, there are still many urgent matters to be resolved. I know from watching the news that you are extremely busy, being the most powerful man in the world and all. So, in the interest of helping you, I have prepared a list of tasks which should be completed in order to consider your presidency a success. Please keep in mind sir, that I voted for you twice, your father twice and against that sicko, (cause he fucks ugly chicks), Bill Clinton twice. These items are actionable because they're what I expected you would have done.
1). Shoot Ted Kennedy.
2). Shoot Ted Kennedy, (he's fat and pickled on scotch, I don't think once will be enough).
3). Offer a bounty on the heads of illegal aliens, (regardless of ethnicity).
4). Cancel the Academy Awards, permanently.
5). Cancel Paris Hilton.
6). Bomb the Middle East, et al.
7). Bomb France.
8). Complete the reunification of Germany, (they've whipped Frances' ass four or five times in the last five hundred years and we keep giving it back to the same bunch of retards that keep losing it to the Germans). DUH!
9). Legalize it! I mean fuck, it's like 2007 already!
10). Deport Schwarzenegger, is that even how you fucking spell it, back to the Fatherland, or maybe make him Governor of Frank. Frank, is the New Germany pronunciation and spelling of France.
Now, should you disagree with me, I don't think you will, but if you do, I offer you this toast:
Here's to you
Here's to me
but, should we ever disagree
Fuck You
Here's to me.
Sincerely,
Mr. I. M. Getinit, et al.
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4 comments:
Fucking awesome! Best post yet.
I argee with you... Number 9 would be very nice, very nice in deed!!!
I would be so much more hippier! Yes I said "Hippier" like calmer, nicer, and less pain in my head!! I would sign a patition if you could make this happen : )
You have to call the hypocrite, goobernator switchenjackoffer, we all know he smokes it! We all saw the videos of him smoking it, he built a "smoking tent", outside his office and wtf? Legalize It! Don't Criticize It!
not much love. guess I got to extreme?
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