It's Twosday!

Today is officially Twosday for those of you who didn't know. And Twosday actually started yesterday. Following is how the day came to be:

Yesterday I saw my doctor, who told me he wanted me to take these things and lay down for two days, starting, twoday. So, this morning I made two phone calls, I then took two muscle relaxants, I then took two pain pills, then I decided I should take my last two Valium to help me sleep. Well, after all that, I decided maybe two fingers of scotch may go well with my current attempt to relax my muscles. Top it all off with two doses of an herbal remedy, and I think my muscles are relaxed? I can't tell you for sure, as I can no longer feel any part of my body.

My only hope, is that when the Martians, who continue to hover over my house finally land, they have some advanced medical information which will..................................oh yeaq, have a happy Twosday!