Saturday, June 30, 2007

Management Team Under Investigation

.... while the company has long been applauded, by many on wall street, for its open corporate culture, a recent leak of board meeting minutes by an unnamed source has caused concern with many analysts. Following, is a brief part of that record:

3:03pm, CIO has become so intoxicated, he has retired to the server room to "sleep it off"


3:14pm, CEO was last seen in an adjoining office with the CIO's assistant snorting a white powdery substance and smoking, what could only be described as, a skunks ass, out of a small electro-mechanical device

3:35pm, The Chairman's dog ate the meat platter, all is not well as the CEO has the munchies and is threatening to eat the dog


3:47pm, The CEO's assistant appears to have died from a shell-fish allergy, however, I fear she won't be discovered until tomorrow morning by the cleaning crew.

3:53pm, Meeting Adjourned!

Well, in this reporters view, tomorrows another day!

17 comments:

jeramie said...

commence drinking.

AB said...

Nothing like getting things done! We accomplished alot, and should congratulate each other on a job well done.

Anonymous said...

I agree, with you!!! We should all go home early for some drinks at my place!! Hold all my calls for the rest of the week! I'm going golfing!

Cal B.

jeramie said...

i'm not sure what my role in that story was... but i'm sure i was there.

AB said...

Yeah, you were the deli tray.

Tre said...

I thought something tasted fishy.

AB said...

HAHAHA!

jeramie said...

this blog dead?

Tre said...

if it is, it died from heat stroke.

Tre said...

or I couldn't find a worthy enough video to use as a post. I'm working on one about islamisisms? islamisists? someething like that. as you can see, I still have a lot of research left to do on the topic.

Anonymous said...

Yes you need to get a beter video, I have nothing good to watch at work!

Cal B.

Cal B. said...

So is there going to be any more blogs?? Just wondering??
;)

Tre said...

some day!

Cal B. said...

Well the war's still on, and I'm winning!!

jeramie said...

i'm officially boycotting this blog. never any updates.

AB said...

Here here!

Tre said...

Whatever! I've been busy ordering stuff. I am an e-consumer now. Do you know how much crap you can buy on-line? WOW!