.... while the company has long been applauded, by many on wall street, for its open corporate culture, a recent leak of board meeting minutes by an unnamed source has caused concern with many analysts. Following, is a brief part of that record:
3:03pm, CIO has become so intoxicated, he has retired to the server room to "sleep it off"
3:14pm, CEO was last seen in an adjoining office with the CIO's assistant snorting a white powdery substance and smoking, what could only be described as, a skunks ass, out of a small electro-mechanical device
3:35pm, The Chairman's dog ate the meat platter, all is not well as the CEO has the munchies and is threatening to eat the dog
3:47pm, The CEO's assistant appears to have died from a shell-fish allergy, however, I fear she won't be discovered until tomorrow morning by the cleaning crew.
3:53pm, Meeting Adjourned!
Well, in this reporters view, tomorrows another day!
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17 comments:
commence drinking.
Nothing like getting things done! We accomplished alot, and should congratulate each other on a job well done.
I agree, with you!!! We should all go home early for some drinks at my place!! Hold all my calls for the rest of the week! I'm going golfing!
Cal B.
i'm not sure what my role in that story was... but i'm sure i was there.
Yeah, you were the deli tray.
I thought something tasted fishy.
HAHAHA!
this blog dead?
if it is, it died from heat stroke.
or I couldn't find a worthy enough video to use as a post. I'm working on one about islamisisms? islamisists? someething like that. as you can see, I still have a lot of research left to do on the topic.
Yes you need to get a beter video, I have nothing good to watch at work!
Cal B.
So is there going to be any more blogs?? Just wondering??
;)
some day!
Well the war's still on, and I'm winning!!
i'm officially boycotting this blog. never any updates.
Here here!
Whatever! I've been busy ordering stuff. I am an e-consumer now. Do you know how much crap you can buy on-line? WOW!
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